BEWARE. EMO POST. >.<'

God, the last couple of hours have been shit. Had a massive argument with my dad, and he just doesn't know how shit i feel at the moment. Tbh, I can't be bothered to tell my parents ANYTHING anymore, I just can't trust them. I feel really alone; its like I'm by myself with everything. But I don't know if this is good or not. I mean, the only people I can really open up to is people like Josh, Elly and sometimes other people. But I really can't trust anyone. I mean, its one of the most extreme and rare things when you find someone you can trust with your heart. I know of only three people. Most people find none. So I'm lucky, in that way. Trust is an extreme and rare gift. Not many people have it, or find it. I mean, imagine; someone tells you a massive secret, and you blab it. Not exactly trustworthy. But I guess I'm really lucky that I have Josh and Elly. They're awesome. I mean, earlier on, I was ready to give up on everything. And I mean, everything. I couldn't talk to anyone else, so I turned to him. He's like my big brother; minus the fights... actually, no scrap that. We do fight. And they make me laugh. (: Haha, you gotta love sibling love. ;)

But anyway, apart from that not-so-minor crappy point, the last days been goood. In my opinion. I'm going to Londooon over the weekend with two close friends. Boys, shopping and hanging? Hell yes, I'm there. :D

I'm on the phone to Katherine, annd we're just messing with randoms on Omegle. You should try it. ;3

This is a long, long, long conversation. I did quite well, for my trolling, don'tcha think? :D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?

Stranger: I am a good headcrab. THE BEST HEADCRAB

You: o.o

You: ??

Stranger: reverse troll

Stranger: NOW WE ARE BOTH CONFUSED

Stranger: So who HAS really won?

You: I always win. THE GAME.

You: Automatic win

Stranger: FUCKKKKK

Stranger: FUCK ME

Stranger: IN THE ASS WITH A HARD STICK

You: Ok

Stranger: well fuck

Stranger: what do we do now?

You: I'unno.

You: Lets dance!

Stranger: Nah i just did that 2 convos ago

Stranger: Let's become fascists and communists!

Stranger: 卐卐 ☭☭

You: Yes, lets.

You: It'll be a revolution of the ages@!

Stranger: Then everything will explode because such concepts cannot exist together without sufficient conflict!!

Stranger: GENIUS!

You: Inorite? I am a genious. ;)

Stranger: Okay so I win right?

Stranger: That whole "THE GAME" shit is not a win anymore

Stranger: It can be disproved

You: No. LIES

Stranger: NO

You: YOUR JUST TOO SCARED TO ADMIT YOU GOT BEATEN BY A GIRL. O:

Stranger: Here, lemme 'xplain somethin' to you.

Stranger: Rule 34 states that "If it exists, there must be porn of it. If there is porn of it, it must exist."

Stranger: Until there is porn of THE GAME

Stranger: it does not exist

Stranger: /logic

You: Psssht, bullshit more like.

You: Hm,

Stranger: Fuck off my Internet logic is great. MINE IS BEST INTERNET LOGIC!

You: I like you. I have a feeling this could be the start of a beautiful friendship.

Stranger: With benefits?

You: Sure.

You: Serious though. Great minds think alike, as the famous saying goes.

Stranger: Yes.

Stranger: If you were really my friend you would look at this picture.

Stranger: http://boons.ath.cx:82/1264184192490.png

You: *If thats a virus, I will keel you. D:

Stranger: Everyone gets scared because they think "HOLY FUCK THAT'S NOT A LINK THAT ENDS IN .COM, .ORG, .NET, .EDU!!!!!!! IT'S CX! FUCKING SEE ECKS!!!!!!!!"

Stranger: then they think its a virus

Stranger: but it is not

You: Opened it.

You: Hm...

Stranger: It's nice?

You: Sure. If you think so, so do I.

Stranger: Well then I don't think so....?

You: Then its not nice.

Stranger: You're not nice....?

You: I know. Your not the first to tell me that, and most likely not the last either.

Stranger: Excellent

You: *does that weird thing that Mr Burns does in Simpsons* Eeeeexceeelenttt

Stranger: Simpsons? In MY OMEGLE?!

You: Hell yes.

You: Is that a problem...?

Stranger: Not unless you attack its weakpoints for spicy lulz.

Stranger: Because you are HEADCRAB COPYPASTA

You: O_O

You: I-I

You: I have a confession

You: I need to make.

Stranger: Go ahead.

You: I...

You: I love you.\

You: Will you marry me?

Stranger: That's pretty trve kvlt so sure.

You: Yay!

Stranger: So you like Ibanez?

You: Yeah

Stranger: What do you think about them phasing out the old S's?

You: I'unno.

You: I don't mind, tbh

Stranger: So I was gonna go to the shop and pick up a new one today but it's got 22 instead of the newer 24? Is it still a good idea?

You: Yep

Stranger: Nice.

You: Just a warning, this conversation may end up on my blog. Because thats how much this convo has made me laugh. Feel privileged, YOUR GONNA BE A STAR! O: O: O:

Stranger: LIKE RICK ASTLEY!

Stranger: Links?

You: Aha. Now that is something you'll have to find.

You: I KNOW

You: I'll give you a challenge.

You: If you can guess my first name after asking only five questions, I'll link ya.

You: AND YOU CANT ASK WHAT IT IS

Stranger: Will this be dangerous?

You: Nope.

You: No catches.

You: (:

Stranger: If you spell your name using letters that are immediately after the letters that actually make up your name, what word do you end up with?

Stranger: (For Z, please go to A)

You: CSPPLMZN

You: hahaha

Stranger: I don't think you did this right.

You: How so?

Stranger: You've secretly replaced my plan with another one and you tried to see if I noticed.

Stranger: I NOTICED

You: O_O

You: DAMMIT

You: I mean...

You: I didn;'t

Stranger: Then how do you explain THIS?!

Stranger: Stranger: O_O
Stranger: DAMMIT

You: I'm an evil mastermind.

You: Okay,

You: I'll give you three clues.

You: Its a place in America

You: It starts with B

You: And ends with N

Stranger: Is this a fucking CITY?!!?

You: Yes.

Stranger: I can plz haz state?

You: That'll give it awaaay. D:

Stranger: No it won't I promise because the pool's closed.

You: Sigh.

You: Its a place in New York

Stranger: Well fuck me I don't know

Stranger: and I have stopped with the care

You: D:

You: Its really not hard.

Stranger: Brooklyn

You: Poo.

You: You guessed.

Stranger: FUCK YES!

You: Congrats.

You: You win.

You: ._.

Stranger: Now let's guess your address

Stranger: and I can come over

Stranger: for some

Stranger: box of rape

You: Well you definitely ain't getting NO link of me now.

You: off*

Stranger: A denial is fine too.

You: Mhm

You: Hey,

You: who's been trolling who here?

Stranger: I think I won.

You: Psssht,

You: no.

You: I win.

You: And

You: you

You: know

You: it

Stranger: I denied your THE GAME, said shit about 卐卐 ☭☭☭☭, and mentioned half-life

Stranger: I think we both know who has won this shit.

You: Yep

You: Me.

You: :D

Stranger: I denied your THE GAME, said shit about 卐卐 ☭☭☭☭, and mentioned half-life

Stranger: I think we both know who has won this shit.

You: Yep

You: Me.

You: :D

Stranger: FUCK OFF

Stranger: YOU ARE A FUCKING

Stranger: SHIT

Stranger: AND I KNOW

Stranger: THAT I HAVE WON

Stranger: FUCK

Stranger: EVERONE

You: NOO

Stranger: RAGE

Stranger: RAGE

Stranger: RAGE

Stranger: RAGE

You: YOU HAVENT

Stranger: RAGEQUIT IN

Stranger: 3

Stranger: 2

Stranger: 1

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

It was amazing. This made me nearly wet myself laughing. It lasted about 30 minutes. And here I thought this was going to be a beautiful friendship. HAHAHA! :D

End of post guys, keep following!! <3

Brooklyn

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